*Designer Isabel Mastache has pulled off the biggest fashion jedi mind trick ever!  She showed up to Madrid’s fashion week with a collection of foolishness Edward Scissorhands and Alice in Wonderland would look at sideways.

The collection HAS to be for either them or some other majorly ridiculous flamboyant type of production.  If not, I’m getting out my scissors, thread, pillow cushions and a Dr. Pepper and start my own collection that I know can rival this foolishness.  And her piece de resistance, the friggin PENIS PANTS?! Somebody call the police! She needs to be locked up!

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