Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20, baby sellers

*Patrick Fousek, 38, won’t be trying to sell anymore babies anytime soon.  According to CBS, the animal was in the Walmart parking lot in Salinas, Ca. (hold on to your seat right here) trying to sell his baby for $25.

The simpleton also had an accomplice, the baby’s mother, Samantha Tomasini,20.  The two of them were trying desperately to sell their infant daughter to two women in the parking lot who took it as a joke…but called 911 just in case. (more…)