*Tracy Morgan recited his one encounter with Michelle Obama during an appearance on “Lopez Tonight,” and although he refrained from his usual joke regarding attractive women – that he wants to leave them pregnant – his words were controversial enough to make today’s headlines.

The “30 Rock” star spoke about his visit to the White House for last summer’s White House Correspondents dinner.

While he didn’t perform for President Obama — “I would’ve killed myself if he booed me,” Morgan said — he did get to meet the First Lady.

“I looked at Michelle and she said, ‘Hi Tracy!’ and I just got hard!” Morgan said. “Michelle looked like a tall mountain, and I’m gonna climb it just ’cause it’s there. Kilimanjaro!”

Morgan has spoken about the President and his wife before. In 2009, he caused a scene at Carnegie Hall when, during a standup special, he made jokes about a White House sex tape.

“Obama is really changing the White House, because he and Michelle will have the first presidential sex tape out,” Morgan said to groans.

Morgan is bipartisan in his desires; he’s called Sarah Palin “good masturbation material” and “the hottest MILF in the world.”