*While the NFL is on strike, or should we say is locking out the players, so is the NBA and some of the players are looking for jobs.

The Miami Heat’s superstar guard Dwyane Wade recently tweeted that he, along with millions of other Florida residents, is unemployed. So any kind of work is looking appetizing.

Any1 hiring?” Wade tweeted. “I’m available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals.”

Then he listed his qualifications; “Work well with others” although he gets a little tired at times, he admitted. He then added that he’s got a knack for jokes and is willing to assist a comedian.

We’ll see if anyone is willing to bite, being that he has a lavish lifestyle he’s getting by on only $15 million a year.