*George Lopez ended his TBS talk show last night with celebrities, some choice profanity and that “creepy little white girl.”

After a bleep-filled opening monologue, Lopez ran through a collection of memorable moments from the last two years. His guests, including Eva Longoria, Arsenio Hall, Slash, and Lakers Ron Artest and Derek Fisher were on hand for the big farewell, with Longoria and Fisher getting their salsa dance on.

When Eva brought out a glass of wine, George told her, “Don’t spill wine on that couch. It’ll be in my house by Monday.” He then asked for a job on her soon-to-end show, “Desperate Housewives.”

Lopez wrapped up his show with thanks, first panning over the audience to show it was “inclusive,” and then gave props to one particular actress: “I wanna thank Sandra Bullock, who, 11 years ago, took a chance on me,” he said. (Bullock executive produced and appeared in Lopez’ 2002-07 sitcom, “George Lopez.”) “Thank you.”

Then the party came to a close as everyone  jammed to Kiss’ “Rock and Roll All Night.”

Adios, “Lopez Tonight.” And vaya con dios, George Lopez. We know you’ll be back.