Divorce Court, Season 15, Mrs. Jacobs*Be careful what you ask for.

Hey, we all know what desperation looks like, right? But when you act upon that desperation and choose too fast, it can often lead to disaster for all involved.

When Divorce Court judge Lynn Toler asked Djakarta (Deena) Jacobs what did you think you was getting when you got somebody who was 21-years old,” and she replied, “Some penis. A paycheck,” the court went into an outburst of laughter. “She said ‘penis’. Penis and a paycheck,” the judge clarified.

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