n-NIKE-LAWSUIT-large570*What would you say if I told you that there’s a pimp out there that has sued Nike because the Air Jordans he wore as he stomped a man’s face in had no warning label?

Uh huh. Apparently, Sirgiorgiro Clardy, a Portland, Ore. pimp, feels the sneaker giant should pay him $100 million because they failed to put a warning label on the shoes that explained they could be used as a deadly weapon.

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