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*Was the whole world suppose to stop for Kimye‘s wedding?

Well, it didn’t. The entire media world didn’t even stop to politely acknowledge Kanye West and Kim Kardashian‘s wedding.

The New York Post published some brutally honest “facts” about Kimye’s wedding.

The NY Post used cynicism and dark humor to cover who some are calling Kardashian’s wedding to her third ex-husband.

“Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday,” the NY Post noted in an urgent alert in the print edition on Monday.

The article went on to describe Kimye.

“Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian, 33, wed egotist Kanye West, 36, in a wedding opulent enough for Florence’s Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV.”

People really agreed with the article. A Twitter user called the article “the best article ever published.”

Although media outlets still went crazy about the events leading up the wedding, who actually really cared that it happened? Be honest.

Some actually cared more about what Jaden Smith wore to the wedding — a white Batman costume.

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For those who do care, there’s the money shot above.