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You won’t believe what was in the McDonald’s mayo: ‘The Texture Was Familiar’ the woman said.

*Oh god.

I just had a spicy chicken sandwich from Jack In The Box two days ago. I pray they don’t share recipes.

Lisa McDonald, 31, of Michigan just stopped in for a quick lunch with friends at her neighborhood Mickey Dee’s. She ordered a McChicken sandwich, and halfway through it found a clump of mayonnaise. But she soon realized, after licking it off, though the taste was familiar, it wasn’t mayo.

I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”