Sally and Johnny, the hosts of blackpeople, are seated in the middle, of course.

*File this under “White people Trying To Be Creative in Their Attempts to Understand African Americans,” because this one here is a sho’ nuff doozie.

Sally and Johnny, both white, think they may have found the perfect solution for white people to try and develop friendships with African Americans. On their website, “” there is an array of photos and testimonials from their black friends who reveal what it is that makes their friendship work and how great their white friends are.

And no one could be happier than the couple, whose site reads,

Welcome to our website:
Black People Love Us!

We are well-liked by Black people so we’re psyched (since lots of Black people don’t like lots of White people)!! We thought it’d be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN’ domain name and a killer website!!

You think I’m lying. Keep reading at