*Don’t look up! And if you do, keep your mouth closed ’cause according to one woman, it’s raining poop.

No joke. Karen Bass in New Zealand is pissed. She swears her home and silver car now have clumps of human waste on them; which she says came from a passing airplane. Apparently, her home is in the path of planes flying to the Auckland International Airport.

“When I walked out of my door this morning and I saw it, I thought ‘an aeroplane s*** on us,'” Mrs. Bass said.

“You open the door and it smells like s***. I’m absolutely disgusted at the moment. The amount of crap everywhere is horrendous.”

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