why-microsoft-decided-that-its-poop-emoji-shouldnt-smile-1*Holiday legend claims that if you make the “naughty” list at Christmastime, you get a lump of coal in your stocking. Well, Shitexpress has taken that time-worn threat to a whole new level!

That’s right, boys and girls. Now YOU can ship a healthy pile of feces, from a variety of animals, to anyone on your list. (I’d have said “shit list”, but that fruit was hanging too low even for me.)

No, I’ve not been drinking (yet…today).

“Yes, it’s legit,” Shitexpress CEO Peter (no last name…I wonder why?) said.

The service is based in Hong Kong and launched a year ago, as a marketing experiment. Peter says the company earned $10,000 in its first month. At $16.95 per shipment, that’s almost 600 boxes of poop in one month.  The company says they’ve made more than 2,500 shipments to-date.

Read more at EURThisNthat.