*And just where did you get that foul mouth?

Millions of people who find themselves asking that question are now experiencing a “wake-up call” and its based on a new study. You see, they…er, we had bought in to the mindset that people like you – someone who cusses like a sailor – does so because you are illiterate.

They… again, we, had been led to believe that y’all only swear because you lack the capacity to access more intelligent means of expression. In other words, your vocabulary is limited!

Well now, according to a new study, we were wrong. Now you can take joy in the fact that we misjudged you. What’s that? Oh…

Your middle finger.

Read more at EURThisNthat.