*A 44-year-old man with a “bionic penis” lost his virginity recently — with a sex worker. Mohammed Abad lost his first penis almost 40 years ago, at the age of six in a freak accident.
Of the “session” with Charlotte Rose, Abad says “It was great. I’ve been waiting for this day since I was 18,” the security guard from Scotland said. “But now a big burden is off my back.”
Forget your back, Abad. After 44 years, it’s something else that’s have been unburdened.
“When Charlotte saw it…” — IT — “…for the first time, she was silent and I was a bit worried,” Abad said. “But then she said: ‘It’s incredible.’ It’s nice to hear a lady say that.”
Charlotte hollered “It’s incredible.” Hush, HUSH sweet Charlotte!
You never forget your first “It’s incredible.” “It’s magnificent”, “Jesus!” and the slow, methodical licking of the lips stick with a brutha, too.
“After it was over,” Abad continued, “I lay there with a big smile on my face.”
It sounds like Rose was smiling, too.
“He lasted for an hour and three quarters,” Charlotte squealed. “I was impressed.”
I wouldn’t mind getting caught up in Charlotte’s web one night.
Abad and Charlotte ran into trouble at first. Abad’s bionic penis, which is controlled by two tubes under the skin that inflate with saline, initially didn’t rise to the occasion.
“It was frustrating, but I’d already waited 20 years, so one more day didn’t hurt,” Abad shared.
With an eight-inch penis — bionic or not — you weren’t the one hurting, Abad.
Charlotte usually charges nearly $180 for her…sessions, but gave Abad a freebie. I like freebies. That way, I can take my money and spring for Popeye’s afterward.
Charlotte has slept with ‘well over 1,000 men’ but said she had never come across a bionic penis before.
In January 1978, Mohammed was pushed into the street during a snowball fight and hit by a car that dragged him 600 yards.
Mohammed said: ‘My penis was ripped off and a testicle was also destroyed.
‘I was taken to the hospital and given 12 hours to live.’
Doctors were miraculously able to stabilize him, but there was nothing they could do to salvage his detached penis.