baby breastfeeding

*Well here’s something different for ya. In the UK, a woman claims she was squirted with breast milk by a woman who was breastfeeding her baby. OK, so you don’t have to guess why, here’s why it happened.

The woman who got squirted on was walking through a park in Dartford, Kent with her husband and son when she saw the woman breastfeeding. The (so far anonymous) thought it was not the right place to do such a thing and asked the mom to do her business elsewhere, so her husband and son wouldn’t have to be subjected to the sight.

Anyway, at this point, we think you can figure out that worked out the woman.

(By the way it’s actually against the law in England to ask a breastfeeding woman to leave a public place.)

Justifiably, the mother allegedly told the interloper to “f*ck off” and squirted milk in her general direction. At which point the haughty hater huffed off and posted the following on the “Dartford Gossip” community Facebook page:

dartford breastfeeding note

“To the lady Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat near by. I don’t think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to fuck off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!”

The prudish woman probably thought she was going to get some validation and support, but it seems the good folks of Dartford weren’t feeling her either and squirted her again, so to speak, with their responses:

“You should be ashamed of yourself! It’s hard enough to breast feed a baby let alone be judged for it in public! If I had to breastfeed my 3 month old in public I would permanently have my tits out! Your easily distracted husband clearly hasn’t seen a pair of tits in a while! Perhaps next time you’re out you should go and eat your dinner in the toilets…….I think not!”

“There’s only one person here making a right tit of themselves and its not the lady doing the most natural thing in the world!!!”

Something tells us this is the last time this woman will even think about asking another breastfeeding mother to take her business somewhere she can’t be seen.