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This is what a feminist looks like in the 21st century. Very respectable. So…is this coat from the Sesame Street Collection?

*Every time I hear the word “feminism,” uncontrollable vomit instantly saturates my lungs. It’s not that I’m against gender equality. I’m not a misogynist (not completely anyway).

I’m not close-minded. I’m not a bully. And contrary to what many of you ladies may think, I haven’t been scorned by some soul-sucking woman. However, I am without doubt, 100 percent allergic to bullsh*t, and as far as I’m concerned, the women’s rights march that recently took place in Washington was a poor excuse for thousands of loudmouthed dames to gather and whine about how much they’re mistreated and undervalued by men.

And speaking of loudmouthed little girls, I have a lot to say about Ms. Keke Palmer (pictured above), who claims to be a feminist — go figure.

Once again, she’s making headlines for all the wrong reasons (because her career is certainly not worth discussing.) Watch me address these issues in the video essay below.

The Black Hat is written by  Southern California based  Cory A. Haywood, a freelance writer and expert on Negro foolishness. Contact him via: [email protected] and/or visit his blog:, or send him a message on Twitter: @coryahaywood