Oliver Mauricio Funes Machada

Oliver Mauricio Funes Machada

*This is one straight out of a Norman Bates film… director’s cut.

A North Carolina teen called 911 to let them know that he had decapitated his own mother.

According to PEOPLE, when the 18-year-old was found moments later, he was carrying a large knife in one hand; the knife authorities believe he used to allegedly kill his 35-year-old mother…and her decapitated head in the other.

Oh god. As someone who just recently visited Hollywood’s Museum of Death and noted how “desensitized” I’d become, I am now reconsidering that claim…I feel like I’m going to regurgitate the burrito I just ate.

Oliver Mauricio Funes Machada, who is being held without bail, has now been charged with the First Degree Murder of Yesenia Funez Beatriz Machado; who authorities say was stabbed so many times they lost count.

All of this before beheading her.

A Yahoo News article reports the call was made by Machada at 12:45 pm. When police approached the teen, they say he placed his mother’s head on the ground and allowed them to take him into custody without incident.

Read more at EURThisNthat.